I’m kind of phoning it in today. I’m late posting and I’m uninspired. That doesn’t lessen the hottness of
Clive Owen
He’s just so…. so… handsome. He may be Beth’s Pretend Celebrity Boyfriend, but I’ve been waiting in the wings for her to fake break up with him for years.
OK, so this is totally geeky but I can’t help it.
I love Chuck. So for today, I give you
Zachary Levi
Charles Bartowski, Charles Carmichael, whatever you want to call him, I just love him. And he’s even hotter in real life.
If only the Nerd Herd from the BuyMore were real, I’d be calling every day for Chuck to come fix my wi-fi.
In honor of her new show on NBC, I had to trot out another one of my same sex crushes.
Lauren Graham
It’s hard for me to not think of her as Lorelai Gilmore, even after seeing her being very naughty in Bad Santa.
She’s just so pretty!
I can’t even bring myself to say anything sexual about Lorelai.
I am really getting into her new show, Parenthood, on NBC. It’s different, but I think I like it. It’ll never replace Gilmore Girls in my heart, but what could?
I somehow missed last week. I don’t know how. I really need to be more on the ball about these very important things.
So to make it up to you, I decided to make today’s edition someone overwhelmingly hot. And funny. Have I ever mentioned how far funny goes with me? Perhaps that’s a post for another day.
I give you….
Ryan Reynolds
I mean, seriously? Those ABS??? Is it hot in here, or is it just him? Phew.
I love a man who loves a dog. But look how disinterested the dog looks. Does he not know who’s hugging him??
Sigh. Pardon me, I need a minute to collect myself.
I have been sighing over him since 1999 when I first saw him in Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place. I loved him as Van Wilder. I just love him. Can you tell? He’s totally on my List. The laminated one.
This is another one that several of you will say “gee, took you long enough to get to him!” Because if you know me, you know that my legs go all quivery for this guy. I even watch a terrible show every week, just because he’s in it.
LL Cool J
Oh, James Todd Smith, you are one beautiful beautiful man. Yes, I do know all the lyrics to “Mama Said Knock You Out” but I’d have to be really drunk to perform it for you.
Have you seen S.W.A.T.? If not, what the hell are you waiting for??? There is one particularly awesome scene where he lifts his shirt to show off his abs. Oh, and Colin Farrell is in that too, so it’s like a hottie sandwich.
He’s also been on Sesame Street a handful of time. He made the word “unanimous” very interesting.
He’s in NCIS: Los Angeles which is a really horrible show, but he’s in it, as well as Chris O’Donnell so that makes up for it a little bit.
When I was a little girl, I developed a crush on Peter Jennings that lasted into adulthood. I was very sad when he died. I don’t know what it was about him but I just loved him.
Now I have a new news anchor to love. I give you
Brian Williams
He’s not afraid to wear pink. I love that in a man.
Come on baby, give me the headlines.
I also love that he can laugh at himself. He’s hosted Saturday Night Live, he’s been on 30 Rock a couple of times, and even did one of my favorite episodes of Sesame Street. I love a man who doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Brian honey, please don’t retire or die anytime soon, ok? I need you. You are my rock.
I know this one is cliche. I know. But he’s so fucking handsome. I can’t even say cute or hot. He’s just handsome. I don’t think there is a man alive who doesn’t want to look like
George Clooney
I really love a man in a suit, drinking brown liquor. I personally hate brown liquor, but I think that all men should like it, or at least know how to drink it. He does it very well.
Scruffy? Still looking good. Well done, George.
Shirtless in a pool? Very well done, indeed.
A week ago today, I had the amazing opportunity to see one of my favorite actor/comedians on the planet live. He’s been on my mind quite a lot since then. So I give you:
Eddie Izzard
Now, true, in neither of these pictures is he dressed as a woman. But I couldn’t find any good images of him dressed as a woman. Yes, I love him even though he’s a transvestite. And no, transvestites are not necessarily gay. But that is a lesson for another day taught by someone more steeped in the alternative sexualities than myself.
If you’ve never seen Eddie Izzard stand up, do yourself a favor and go buy Dress to Kill. He has others but this is far and away his best. I’d say rent it, but you’ll love it so much that you’ll want to buy it anyway so save yourself the step.
I am straight. But I am able to appreciate how beautiful some other women are, and it sometimes just makes me want to rub up against them in hopes that some of that pretty will rub off on me. So I figured why confine this feature to hotties of the male persuasion?
In that spirit, I give you Kate Hudson
I just think she is gorgeous. And doesn’t she look like she smells really good? Like cotton candy or something. Anyway, I don’t mean to say I want to know her in the biblical sense. Maybe we could just have lunch and shop once in a while?
Yeah, yeah, I know. I forgot to post a hunk of man meat last week. Throw me a bone here, people. Going through a little bit of a personal tragedy.
Over Christmas I sneaked off to the movies a time or two and saw this gorgeous man in not only a movie but a trailer for a movie and was most happy indeed. I give you…..
Robert Downey, Jr.
Now who didn’t think he was all cute in the 80s in movies like Weird Science and Less Than Zero? Totally adorable. But I really love him more now, a little older, a little wiser, a little more sober. Ahem. I saw Sherlock Holmes over Christmas and he looks good, but I confess that in my opinion he looks best as Tony Stark in Iron Man.
