My Super Power
How many times have people asked the question about what super power you would have if you could have any? People usually pick the ability to fly or invisibility or something useful. But I have a different wish for my super power.
I wish sometimes, when I am in traffic, when there is some jackhole on the road who is driving way over the speed limit, weaving in and out of traffic, cutting people off and just generally being a douchebag, that I had the ability to be a giant for a minute, just so I could pick up the douchebag’s car and ever so gently place it upside down in the median.
I don’t want to hurt them, or cause any damage to anyone else. But can you imagine how infuriatingly inconvenient it would be to find yourself suddenly upside down in your car? That’s what they should get for being a douchebag on the road.
Can you tell I drove to and from Dallas this weekend?
March 1st, 2010 at 7:19 am
A fabulous superpower!!
March 1st, 2010 at 8:04 am
I wish I had the ability to instantly transport a police officer to the scene. I ONE TIME had the experience of having some pinehole driver flinging past us and then seeing him pulled over by a cop up ahead, and it was DELIGHTFUL.
March 1st, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Teleportation would solve all your problems with jeckhole drivers.
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 am
Mind-reading. That’s what I’d wish for. Then I could win every negotiation…
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:38 am
My wish would be to make people poop on demand through jedi mind tricks.
Entire masses of people in traffic, suddenly have shatten their pants, alarmed, embarrassed, and maybe thinking twice before acting like a jackhole again.